dr seuss doesn’t give a f*ck

In his most recent post, Why I Must Put…. My Foot in Your Ass,  Black Yoda uses Dr. Seuss balladry to share his unmitigated contempt for people who conflate fact with fiction:

I don’t give a fuck if you don’t think the sky looks blue.
I don’t give a fuck that you don’t think one and one is two.
I don’t give a fuck if you think pigs go…moo.
I don’t give a fuck if you think old is new.
I don’t give a fuck if you can’t tie your shoe causing you to trip and fall while playing your kazoo right smack dab into a pot of beef stew.
I don’t give one fuck; no boys and girls, not one fuck about you.

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